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6 Responses to “My new favorite picture”
That is hilarious!!!
Did you make it yourself?
No, I wish I’d thought of it. I found it on Forumopolis, a message board I frequent.
Ha!
God is a mean drunk
A joke.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The guy sitting next to him looks over and says, “I can fly like superman”. The first man, obviously skeptical, says “I’ll bet you a hundred dollars you can’t”. So they go up to the roof and the second man jumps off the edge hovers there and then floats back. Amazed, the first man pulls out his wallet, but the second man says “no, it’s cool, there are these amazing updrafts around this building and they blow so hard you can float, try it out, it’s amazing!”.
So, the first man steps over the edge of the building and plunges to his death. The second man walks back to the bar and orders another drink. The bartender looks at him for a second and then says, “Jesus, you’re a mean dunk.”
That’s how I’ve always imagined Jesus to be.