So for this go round we decided to talk about God’s morality. Since we’ve got a nice big fat book documenting his holy actions, let’s crack it open and see just what the omnibenevolent Ruler of the Universe has been up to. What’s this? Genocide? Sex slavery? Child murder?

Yeah, that sounds about right. Also iTunes reviews and some more skunk dicks.

And a special bonus: this episode’s notes!

For episode 25 we tackle Mormon claims of Native American ancestry. Now that we’ve unraveled the secrets of DNA, can we put these Mormon claims to the test? What does DNA have to say about the history of the Americas, its first inhabitants, and where they came from? Could it be that Mormons are correct when they claim Native Americans descended from a group of Hebrews who left Jerusalem around 600 BC?

Short answer: no. For the longer answer, listen up fuckers.

Here we go again, but now we’ve reached the “maverick gospel,” the Gospel of John. Unlike in the synoptics where Jesus likes to keep his Messiahship a secret, in John the guy cannot shut up about himself. He’ll blab about how he’s the Son of God to anyone who’ll listen. Add in a few “signs,” some anti-Semitism, and what may be the biggest dick move in entire New Testament, and you’ve got the fixins for a real good time.

Lots of man on man, science on creationist action in this episode where we talk about Bill Nye’s rout of Ken Ham in Kentucky. You might be surprised to know that the Second Law of Thermodynamics also makes an appearance. Great fun!

In this podcast we discuss Norse mythology for some reason, I guess for all of those who are constantly pestered by Norse missionaries. Matt takes the reins and puts his anthropology degree to good use, covering everything between the beginning of the formless void Ginnungagap to Ragnarok, the end of the world (kind of). We also discuss recent dicks of the skunk variety.

Matt was sauced and Chuck nearly comatose for this, our first episode of 2014, wherein we review the Skunk Dicks of 2013 and choose a winner for the Skunkiest Dick of the year. The results may surprise you. Or maybe not. Probably not.