[irrelig]In a subtle attempt to buy us time to recover from our haunt-related road trip to St. Louis, number one fan Moggie has put together a very special episode with highlights from the first 99 podcasts. Take a trip down memory lane while we take our sweet time putting together episode 100. Thanks, Moggie!
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I laughed. And I cried. From laughing.
yeah moggie! you rocketh my socket offeth!
Since you guys are exmos, like me, I thought I’d mention something I haven’t heard you talk about yet : The 3 Nephites.
For those of you who don’t know the story, in the Book of Mormon, Christ came to the Americas and established his church here as well. He gave 3 of his Apostles immortality. But, the 3 Nephites actually pose a threat to the credulity of mormonism, but you have to think about it for a second.
Supposedly, the priesthood power was taken away when all the apostles died in the new testament (or when Moroni died, they claim both) but, according to this story, there’s 3 Nephites that can’t die (why didn’t the Nephites just have them fight all their battles. 3 people who can’t die, what army wouldn’t love that.) Even with Moroni gone, these 2 could have easily restored the church by just finding some faithful lamanites, or if there were absolutely none who could be converted by seeing guys who have been around for centuries (fat chance) just wait for the Europeans to show up and do it then. I mean, they must’ve known where the plates were buried, given enough time, they could learn english, they knew reformed egyptian, there you go, translators. The fact that Joseph Smith started the church, and not these guys, really proves that it’s bullshit.
I didn’t like it.
Moggie, how on earth do you find the time?
I exist outside of time and space.
Just like Leighton’s penis.
Moggie is Gawd! I knew Gawd was a woman!
Repent now you infidels! And get ready for Zombie-Awareness Day in April, where Moggie killed herself, died for your transgressions on the cross and rose three days later! It’s true cause the new Bible I just finished dictating says so.
Thank you Moggie, you are teh awesome!
I would like it but as a general rule I dont trust people that come from countries that our also their own continent… except Paul Hogan.
@ Discord.agent: you obviously don’t work for the Australian Taxation Office.
This is great. Great job Moggie. I especially loved the montage of Chuck calling out to the Lord!
Love you guys! Looking forward to ep. 100!
Just listened last night at work Moggie. I really enjoyed it and admire your devotion and hard work. How could you stand listening to so much of these guys in order to put a clip show together – especially when Leighton start laughing like an r-tarded Barney Rubble? How many beers did it take or was it something stronger ;)?
Fuck, I pissed my pants again from laughing so hard. Time to put on the Depends ™ before listening to a show.
Moggie, about taxes. You have no idea what the Canadian Revenue Agency ™ does to us Canadians.
Does anyone know what interviews the guys have done on other podcasts? I need another fix.
Cheers Moggie… JWD
You became my hero when you posted the entropy demotivational posters and the footprints in the sand one, and with this episode you justified my faith in you. Rock On!
99.5% excellent. The half percent of unexcellence is for the conspicuous absence of gay penguins.
you guys have to now do something big for the 100th episode.And none of that craby shit either not that you ever do. That Joyce Mayer lady is really goddam craby.
@ Matthew, Apostle of Christ & Gospel Writer, D.Irr: True, but I think the penguins were first mentioned during an ANN, so for this Irreligiosophy retrospective they stayed behind the white picket fence 🙁
Even worse than the “interview” episode.
Even BETTER than the “interview” episode.
Great job, but reading through the comments confused me: I thought the continent’s name was Oceania.
Why is everyone giving this great comments? All this is is a testament to the crew’s laziness! Soon everyone’s going to expect the fans to make replacement podcasts for the guys whenever they’re too drunk to get their shit together.
@Miringue … and that could cause some real inherent problems down the road.
Imagine if you will a world two thousand years from now where all we have of Irreligiosophy are translated copies of translations of copies of re-hashed fan-made translations with no copies of the original podcasts and no verifiability of whom the original authors were, hundreds of different sects constantly at war with each other over who’s version is the one true podcast.
Far-fetched fantasy? Maybe, maybe not.
Nonsense, Moggie counted every word and found out which word was in the exact middle of the podcast. That way, that exact word will be properly transmitted through all copies throughout the centuries.
Not sure about the other words, though.
there can be no mistranslations of the one true podcast. These podcasts are the direct words of the Irreligiosophy trinity (the Chuck, the Leighton and the holy Inchul/Mr Smiles/Mike the sexed out sea lion/Pahkti). They perform daily miracles to ensure only one translation of the one true podcast! Infallible bitches!
Tonight on A “Very Special” episode of Irreligiosophy….
Will Chuck be forced to give Leighton and IInchul “the talk” after Inchul walks in on Leighton “googoling” himself? And who is that emaciated thai zombie, and why is he holding a bladed skunk’s dick?
Moggie, you are one sexy being.
2 weeks since the last podcast… I think this is some kinda non-record!
Tried to record last night, but Leighton said his “internet was down” and he “had a date with a chick.”
I am skeptical of both claims.
I am skeptical of YOUR claim. You’ve gone this long and you haven’t even recorded the podcast? I thought you were just doing some finishing touches and editing.
Your laziness truly knows no bounds. Well, that’s it. I’ll just donate money to starving children in Japan instead of your podcast! That’ll teach you. Or me. It’ll teach somebody.
Did Leighton spill water on his computer?
I can’t believe how lazy you guys are.
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Scratch that, that’s exactly what I expected. Carry on.
Oh, Leighton spilled something on his computer…
Fuckin lol G.T.
Also, I think I saw Leighton with a dude two nights ago.
where is my pointless rant? i mean podcast.
Get this thing out already.
I think the problem is that Leighton thinks he can get his thing out.
Oh you guyz.
That’s what she said.
And by “she,” I mean Inchul dressed in a wig.
Moggie is insane. At least after this she is. The bit of contextless laughing was seriously creepy. May have to make that my new ringtone.
Chuckleiton, you’re not getting a 99.75 to cover your fat lazy arses. Ping it already. It’s 10 hours into Tuesday, where’s my podcast? I want my podcast. Whine whine whine. I’m trying really hard to keep my panties on…
Hey, just found your podcast – it’s fantastic. I’m slowly working my way through them.
It’s so refreshing to hear people not talk in such a referential way about religion. If you criticise Christianity in the UK, you’re called disrespectful; criticise another, you are called racist. Like I can’t call bullshit, bullshit – whatever colour it is!
Also like how you probably know more about religions then the people who follow whatever religion you are talking about. Like I said, it’s so refreshing.
I gave good responses because I loooooooove to hear women with accents. British and Australian women just sound so hot for some reason. That might have been the only reason I would have stayed in the Navy (cheers to Leighton!). I did NOT want to leave Australia back in 2003, lol.
Here’s ninety nine and two thirds. Read it out loud to yourself.
Irreligiosophy talking out of Balaam’s ass since January of 2009 blah blah blah blah skunkdick analysis verified blah blah blah Glenn Beck blah blah fuck the Pope blah blah blah Deuteronomy chapter twenty two blah blah blah blah blah joke about Leighton’s dick blah blah blah God is an assman God is a dick blah blah blah blah blah coming up on the next episode I have no fucking idea.
Lather, rinse, repeat, until the next podcast comes out.
Matthew, how do you find the time?
@ Matthew, Apostle of Christ & Gospel Writer, D.Irr: LMAO.
I think it’s clear that it’s Leighton that’s holding up the podcasting. Chuck did a podcast while dying from the swine flu.
Shame on Leighton!