[leighton] Just to let all the whiners out there know, we have recorded the podcast, but it was far too boring for even us to endure. We’re going to re-record things when we have a free moment on Thursday. So, suck it up bitches. We’ll give you what you need when we get around to it.

32 Responses to “71 Postponed.”

  1. A Whiner says:

    Oh shit. Hurry up then…damn.
    I base my whole life around this show. You doing this has caused my children to have to go without dinner for a few days. It’s OK, they deserve it.
    It’s always boring, so I’m not accepting that poor excuse, you just haven’t done it I’ll bet.
    Hmmf.
    A Whiner.

  2. Treat em mean, keep em keen. Perhaps this should be the new tag line for your podcast..? Or perhaps ‘The one true podcast when we get around to it’?

  3. Moggie Magfeline says:

    Huh. When I first read this I thought it said “Pope stoned” and was looking forward to a great episode about some papal shenanigans with altar boys and the munchies.

    Um, um, um, um….maybe if we had a forum we could all whine amongst ourselves about how you have apparently come to depend on guests to squeeze out a good episode. Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to do it here…

    I hope the slave children were disciplined appropriately for the poor quality of their work this week. Unacceptable. How many are left now?

    Anyway, I can’t wait to hear you and Chucklie back to your one on one best. Thanks for making us wait like the dicks you are, but at least you made an effort to make it sound like it’s for our own good.

    So I guess this bitch will just keep sucking it up until you deign to bless us with another episode. Get to it guys, head down bum up style.

  4. Bullshit!
    ^That’s me calling bullshit. I figured I would have to explain a little to bring you up to speed with the rest of us, Leighton.

  5. An after thought: Your dickishness is a rival to that of Elohim.

  6. Herb (12th Apostle) says:

    Wow! I didn’t realize Leighton even knew how to post to this site.

    I’m not concerned about the tardiness though. You guys did a bang up job feeding the masses (or is that asses?) during June. That was a great month of podcasts.

  7. Def-Star says:

    Typical boring Mormons monotonously droning on about Mormonism. Is this the first time you listened to your podcast? And have you not realized that without a God to worship and and without the threat of eternal Christian heaven, all us atheists just mope through life in a pointless stupor of ennui with only iTunes podcasts keeping us from eating our own babies? Oh well. Pass the barbeque sauce.

  8. bitch sucking it up says:

    Too boring? Are you fucking kidding me? Since when do you give a shit about how boring your podcasts are? You better stop worrying about your podcasts being boring, or you are going to have to go back and re-record every goddamn one!

    With love,

    Faithful Listener

  9. Jesus Jr. says:

    And here I thought I had started listening to a professional podcast.

  10. Angry Budgie says:

    Chuck and Leighton could just release a podcast that was nothing but all the times they called someone a retard on a loop and I’d still listen.

  11. RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF PAHKDI.

  12. I’m with Ash on changing the tag line to “The One True Podcast, when we get around to it.”
    Seriously boys, was it really worse or more boring than Leighton’s Hindu episode? Is that even possible?

  13. J. N. Hudson says:

    Fuck this! At least I can stll listen to Pahkdicast, which is neither late, nor boring.

    Pahkdi Fhtagn!!!!!

  14. My name is Eduardo says:

    Hello, my name is Eduardo. ¿Do you think it was really you thinking that the episode too boring? I think THE LORD has finally heard my prayers and tried to make you stop sinning so you can be saved by THE MIGHTY LORD JESUS. I hope you don’t waste this opportunity THE LORD has given you to think about your actions and repent before HIM.

    Thank you for reading this comment and thank you LORD for giving me the ability of typing and for spellcheck.

    GOD BLESS YOU.

  15. Andy Boswell says:

    Eduardo,
    With AIDS killing thousands in Africa, world diseases, plagues, hunger, the state of the world… Don’t you think god might have better things to do than listen to you whine about a podcast? Jesus H Christ, you’re like a 6 year old who never stopped with the “I’m telling!” when another kid did something bad. At least admit you’re wrong when the podcast comes back… yeah, right…

    Oh, and next you pray for typing and spell check, you might want to also include grammar.

    Andy

  16. Come on already!!! I am going to have a sucky day at work tomorrow if I don’t get a frikken episode.

    I may be forced to listen to re-runs!

  17. Woot!!
    your website is worth $8914.00!! (http://7zoom.com/www.irreligiosophy.com)
    in this economy it is time to SELL SELL SELL!!!

    ran into 7zoom.com today and put yours into it for giggles…
    thought I would share.

  18. Wow Andy, really, didn’t starting with “Hello my name is…” make it clear the comment was mocking Kent Hovind? I guess I was just too effective maybe, writting stuff in caps and stuff.

  19. Oh, and with regards to grammar, English is my second language.

  20. Ed, actually, your English ability seems fine. It’s what you said that was retarded. lol

  21. Dr. Scott, D.Irr says:

    Fuck you!

    no, wait… what I meant to say was

    FUCK YOU!

    Get to work biatch.

    Respectfully,
    Dr.S

  22. You are even trying MY patience now…

  23. (was) somewhere in greece says:

    It’s Friday. Just letting you know

  24. Moggie Magfeline says:

    It’s Friday NIGHT here…just letting you know

  25. articulett says:

    (weeps)

  26. Angry Budgie says:

    It’s Friday here, and somewhere a Thai child is crying.

  27. Citizen Wolf says:

    Maybe this non-episode might generate more commens than any other.

  28. bitch sucking it up says:

    Even using the extremely low bar set by Kent Hovind, I would suggest that only 1 of the 4 dissertations submitted so far is acceptable.

    Moggie Magfeline: PASS!!!
    Clark Kent Hovind: FAIL!
    Pancho: FAIL!
    Chris D: FAIL!

    How can we expect the Irreligiosophy monkey boys to produce a decent podcast if our dissertations are this shitty? I personally am too lazy, but can someone else here please get of her ass and write something that approaches the standard set by brother Hovind?

    Dammit! I just spilled my Cheetos!

  29. Dr. Scott, D.Irr says:

    Good thing nobody gives a shaved rat’s ass what u think BSIU…

    and pick up those fucking Cheetos!

    Dr.S

  30. Dr. Scott, D.Irr says:

    Its a good thing nobody gives a shaved rat’s ass what you think BSIU… just put up those fucking Cheetos and get back in the kitchen!

    Dr.S

  31. Moggie Magfeline says:

    Thanks, Bitch!

  32. Hm. A forum for Irreligiosophy whiners. Good idea. One topic would be Whining for Podcasts. One could be Stoning meaning comments on Chuck and Leighton. And one Ideas to these lazy asses. Get them to work, I say. What more? My Favorite Bible Verses.

    I am not taking any comments on spelling or grammar. English is not my native language. Any complaints can be directed to Tarapita who will strike you with a thunder bolt.